"You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life."
Do you have any idea how fucking pissed off I was about this?! Merida is what, 13? And they SEXUALIZED her. They have her curves and a bigger bust and of course her hair goes from wild to “slightly wild sexy curls”. Thank you Disney. If you wanted to change a Disney princess maybe you could’ve made Jasmine more middle-eastern and give her some clothes that reflect her status as a princess
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
THE FAMILY BUSINESS
OH MY GOD
Is Dean on a harness, or…?
yes because he’s a little shit
Sam’s face omg. He’s already unamoosed
dean u lil shit